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Dental Work “I’m getting a pain from my front incisor and my wisdom is flaring up and there’s a swelling on my gums and my throat and chest get tight sometimes and I get headaches when I eat ice cream and it’s been going on for too long and I’m not saying it’s your fault because you’re a woman or anything but the last dentist – who was a man - was able to sort it out and I’ve been seeing you now every month for the last six months and it’s just as bad as it has ever been and I need you to sort it all out today because I’m going on holiday tomorrow and I don’t want my mouth hurting when I’m away because if it does hurt I’m going to have no choice but to hold you responsible because as I’ve said I’ve been seeing you now for six months straight and you’ve not helped me in anyway.” All of that whinging in one breath. Amazing. “So can you do it for me?” “And a good morning to you too, Mr Wilson. Why don’t you take a seat and we’ll see what we can do for you.” Dentist and dental nurse share a knowing look... |
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