It's a S**t Life... by Kevin

It’s not easy you know, being bowels.

I mean, think about it. You work hard all day, striving to keep your boss happy, and it’s not easy work either – you have to remove, push, churn, demolish and consume any poisons whilst keeping all the goodness and their relevant energies; you work 24 hours a day, seven days a week and what happens?

You produce swear word.

It’s a bit of a thankless task I can tell you.

Take the body I’m in - Shamus.

I’m hidden away behind his skin, blood and muscles. Straight away I’m thought of as an embarrassment – pushed aside into a dark corner – however, unlike most, I endeavour to make sure my presence is always felt, never forgotten...

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