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Rudolf's Diet NEWS REPORT And finally, it would seem that, rather unfortunately, Christmas could be cancelled this year! The news comes after sightseers in Lapland stumbled on what can only be described as a rather gruesome discovery. Father Christmas, AKA Santa Claus, AKA Saint Nicholas, was apparently found dead, mutilated, and being devoured by no other than children’s favourite: Rudolph! “December 23rd. Christmas Eve Eve. It had started out as a normal day, here in the snowy valley surrounding Santa’s famous log cabin. The blizzard from the night before had long since blown itself out, and a blazing sun emerged from behind the rocks and trees that suffuse this beautiful landscape. Conditions seemed perfect for a stroll through the newly formed snowdrifts and mounds - which is exactly what husband and wife team, Raymond and Julianne Flume thought when they emerged from their hotel room earlier this morning. “However, little did they know of the sight that was destined to confront them... |
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