My Stuff: Favourite Odds and Sods

 

Now, before I go any further, ‘My Stuff’ doesn’t mean these are my pictures. If you want to look at my pictures, then go to My Pictures (if you know what I mean). No, this section is made up of pictures that have interested me over the years. They’ll be pictures from the net and pictures scanned from books (I’m going for it on the World Record for how many times someone can say ‘pictures’ in one paragraph).

Now, before you continue to gander, I want to give a heads up. Some of these pictures will involve scenes of a sexual nature (oh the shock). Not all of them. There will be cartoons, landscapes, weird shit and some stuff you might class as normal – but on the whole, there’ll be something in here that’s liable to offend – it’s known as ‘Nude Art’. There’s nothing illegal (I’m too paranoid, shit-scared and cowardly to go down that route) but there’ll be things in this section that might upset some of our less tolerable viewers. So please be warned. But if you think I’m going to apologise, you can go and fuck yourself. You don’t apologise to me for being you, so I don’t see why I should apologise on my own behalf just to satisfy your own pathetic, fucked-up, anal, shitty requirements. If you don’t like what you see, go somewhere else.

Right then, here you go.

Enjoy:

Dita Von Teese:

I love this woman. Whenever I'm asked about who I would have in my top-ten of women (not wishing to be sexist here, but it is something I've been asked on more than one occasion - and not always by men), this woman is the one constant. The other nine always change, but Dita is the common denominator - and as far as I can see, always will be. If ever my wildest dreams come true and I do become a successful, rich and highly praised author, a dance with Dita has got to be close to the top of the shopping list. One quick glance at these pictures should give you a fair idea as to why...

 

 

 

 

See what I mean? Beautiful.

Frozen:

Next time you're complaining because you have to defrost the car, be grateful you don't own either of these cars...

Erotic Art:

A few rude pictures (depending on your point of view) but ultimately, quite stunning (again, depending on your point of you.

Don't be offended - if it's not your kind of thing, don't look!

  

 

 

 

 

Chuckles and a few other things: